Free For All

ooc: malf what's with your loadout? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

OOC: EFFFFFFFFFFFFF

IC: ditto quickly limps off into the forrest to heal, only to get up and race far enough so that no one can hit him and sits down to meditate

Hahaha! At last!

*Twirls chain attatched to ninajato, revealing a dense ball on the end.*


I come!

*Rushes malf and leaps into the air, whipping the chain around at a speed difficult to catch with the human eye.*

OOC: there is like no way for me to win...

*Ditto sneaks up behind the two fighters and takes nets item out of his pocket. he looks down and smiles. then he throws it in between the two combatants. it is a smoke bomb. It bursts and smoke surrounds everything. then ditto throws 7 stars into the smoke in an area that is inescapable.*

ooc: *cough cough* not a godmode *cough cough*.
*Whips out other ninjato and without even looking blocks the shuriken coming towards him. The ball smashes down with enough force to leave a freakin huge crater in the earth's crust*


Stay out of this fight child. You have done your service to me. Now be gone! I have lost interest in you.

*Ditto stands onn the outskirts of the smoke working on his lightning wounds. thew finally get as well as they can get. he now has an awesome mark on it. he then turns around and cuts down a small, but stiff sapling and uses it to vault over the smoke. He throw stars down from above and when he lands, he turns around and sprints through the smoke, randomly slashing with two of his kunai. he feels like he hits something and hears a satisfying yelp of pain. then he leaves the kunai where it is and runs through the rest of the smoke and into the woods*

*The smoke clears, revealing miidg. All the shuriken have missed and he is holding a poor dead squirrel, a victim of ditto's foolish rampage. The ninjato is in his other hand, and the second one is sheathed. A huge crater is all that remains of where malf was standing, and he is no where to be seen.*


Do you see what you did? you killed an innocent squirrel. I told you to stay out of this. You cannot cut me, nor should you try until I am done with malf.

THe squirrel was my ally, he knew the risks

*Ditto stays back and stays hidden as he removes the item from off of his back... slowly he draws back the weapon and lets loose three arrows just as the smoke clears. though he was aiming at where malf sould have been, a squirrel pushes his arm at the last second and the arrows fly at miidg*

*miidg steps to the left catching the first arrow and firing it back at ditto. in a momentary mental lapse, he forgot about the other two. The second arrow strikes his upper arm and the third is a good shot into his chest. luckily, it strikes nothing vital.*

*Net shoots out of a canon (from a pirate ship) spinning in the air revealing an array of bombs and smoke bombs that are sent flying across area covering the field with tools of destruction.

OOC:

miidg wrote:

*miidg steps to the left, catches the first arrow, and fires it back as ditto releasses his second arrow.*

read my last post and it says that i released three arrows. in this quote, miidge only catches one. that means that he is dead

nvm, i geuss he fixed it...

*ditto runs under net and grabs hold of him, then he turns around and throws him at malf,though knowing that he was most likely going to get hit by the projectiles. this was part of his plan.

Ditto wrote:

OOC:

miidg wrote:

*miidg steps to the left, catches the first arrow, and fires it back as ditto releasses his second arrow.*

read my last post and it says that i released three arrows. in this quote, miidge only catches one. that means that he is dead

ooc: no i am not dead because that was godmoding. I did the before ditto does this i do this thing. Thus I have changed my post, you have dodged my shot and everything is happy again.*

*The ball and chain attached to the ninjato dissappear in a puff of smoke, and miidg sheathes th e weapon. He retreats back to the water behind net's veritable minefield, and waits for the explosions. He sits on the surface of the water, healing his wounds. He feels tired.*

OOC: come on miidg, changing ur post so that u dont die is definately godmoding. and how is shooting three arrows at once godmoding

*ditto slips into the forest and waits for the right moment*

ooc: no I godmoded when you shot three arrows, so I changed my post to undo the godmoding, because you're not allowed to do the but before ditto releases his second arrow, I shoot one at him thing, because the action already happened, so I had to go back and change it so that I wasn't godmoding, and thus, this page is now cleansed of godmoding. Besides, I dodged one arrow by stepping to the left, so I probably wouldn't have died anyway, as you failed to specify what your magical squirrel that came out of nowhere made you aim at. It was a last second adjustment, so even if I got hit, it was not anything fatal. If you want, I can go back and unchange it so that I was hit by just two arrows.

OOC: could u cause i need points

*Ditto sprints out of the forest and swings his kunai at malf*

ooc: Sure thing

*His wounds healed, miidg knows he is getting tired. To compensate, he whips out a red bull. He chugs it and immediately feels a boost. Luckily, his extreme hyperactivity will prevent the crash that plagues the emo kids that drink energy drinks.*

OOC: um that would actually mean that you would crash even worse...

*Ditto sprints up on top of the cliff on the horizon and watches the battle from afar. the projectiles have desroyed all of the ice and everyone is tired (the match has gone on for a while so i can say this without it being goddmodding). he pulls out a gatorade and drinks it (all the energy of a red bull, but no crash added)*

ooc: no trust me. I've had a red bull before. There is no crash. It's really scary. Hahaha...haha...HAHAHAHAH....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*miidg feels uber energized, like he hasn't felt in a long time (he doesn't eat sugar much anymore). He still waits for someone to come at him, but he is growing impatient.*

ooc: this is ridiculous. You are both being completely unreasonable
especially you Jim. Josh, you can't ASK for points. It just makes
you look hopeless and that's not good. The more we have these fights,
the better you will get. Trust me.

Jim, it is not goddmodding. I don't see out it's goddmodding in any
way. He's just being quick and making a lot of actions. Which can
be kind of stupid depending on the situation. But Josh has a point,
you should be dead because you did not dodge the third arrow. And
you can't change a post due to goddmodding when it is already too
late. Which in this case, it's too late. So Jim you are dead right
now and you will have to wait until the next fight. But don't worry,
you will be rewarded points.